Top ten questions I get asked about being a vampire.What is your least favorite stake to get stabbed with?Nov 12, 2022Nov 12, 2022
Life as a vampireI was born in Breckenridge, Minnesota on October 3rd, 1984. My parents haven’t told me anything about my vampire heritage. I just have a…Apr 10, 2022Apr 10, 2022
That little brown box againThe police were on site along with the two gentlemen. They have been pondering this little brown box for hours. “I wonder where it came…Apr 10, 2022Apr 10, 2022
That little brown boxIt was August 28th, 2045. The man was sitting on his chair smoking a cigarette. A sudden knock came at the door. He jumps out of his cozy…Sep 4, 2021Sep 4, 2021
diary of an addictIt was the year 2004, and I was working at Blue Beacon truck washes in Fargo, ND. Everyone that worked there was high on methamphetamine. I…Jul 11, 2021Jul 11, 2021
Corporations need to lower their franchise fees.Raising the minimum wage is possible.Feb 11, 2021Feb 11, 2021
What it’s like living in Fargo, North Dakota?So you want to know what its like to live in this frozen tundra.Feb 10, 2021Feb 10, 2021
Let’s put a cap on the number of children one can reproduce.Today, I was chatting with one of my friends on social media. She was talking about how she needed to go to the store but really didn’t…Dec 20, 2020Dec 20, 2020
May 8th, 2020; diary of an addictI was drinking whiskey tonight, playing some madden. It got boring, so I went to the bar and bs’d with alot of people. It was fun. I took…Jun 20, 2020Jun 20, 2020
