Life as a vampire

I was born in Breckenridge, Minnesota on October 3rd, 1984. My parents haven’t told me anything about my vampire heritage. I just have a feeling when I reach 500,000 hours old, I will transform to a night walker. I will feast on blood and be eligible to do whatever it is I want. I just have to steer clear from wooden stakes and sunlight. That’s the easy part. I won’t harm innocent people because that wouldn’t be right. I will only drink from the willing.

I work at a distribution company that distributes construction materials. I enjoy the job, but nothing is going to be better than becoming a vampire. I’ve always had a thirst for blood. I remember licking the blood away from scabs. I remember letting mosquitos fill up with my blood until they explode then I would lick the blood off my arm. I love my current job. It is a nice job until my vampire card kicks in. Lets just say retirement will be fun for me. I will move to Beverly Hills, CA. I will have the largest house in Beverly Hills.

I’m going to be the first vampire that does stand up comedy and acts in various movies.

I’ll be a smart, but fair vampire. I will only drink from people who offer me their blood. Actually I would take from whomever I please because humans aren’t shit but hoes and tricks.

TO BE CONTINUED…….